February 2012
23 posts
from the time that you get pregnant that baby is...
therealspiderman:
ineedroughsex:
good job enforcing rape culture and slut shaming. good on you
^ and it’s not a baby until it’s born.
before that it’s a fetus and an embryo.
and you are a cunt.
Its alive from the time its heart starts beating. It can feel pain. It moves.
Its sad..
When you stay at work an extra two hours just to avoid your parents as long as possible
It would have been sweet sweet revenge..
I was about to go and hit on my ex(fiance’s) brother…
Then I realised he is younger than me..
Ohwell
Im so excited
I am going to dubai in march with my friend Shaun! I am soo happy!
“Im curvy, AND I LIKE IT!!”
– Joey Tribbiani
Absolutely everything..
And i mean EVERYTHING.. Is reminding me of my ex right now :(
Reblog if you purposely try to embarrass your... →
Walking like this:
Dancing like this:
Laughing like this :
Being creepy like this:
When you’re in class and they’re doing a presentation, you’e in front like:
I start making sexy faces at them like:
January 2012
104 posts
Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.
miri101:
shessimplylovely:
myohmyapril:
makethesemilesdisappear:
simpletorie:
theheartofasouthernbelle:
southernbabexo:
littlemissjohndeere:
preachersrebel:
georgia-dream:
vagina-dream. I win.
sorry megan, but preachersvagina
i’m littlemissvagina
(via start—over)
SouthernVaginaxo hahah
Thevaginaofasouthernbelle Lmao.
Simplevagina.
makethesevaginasdisappear
...
I just have to..
Admit this to anyone, and have family on facebook, so tumblr it is.
I regularly think of ending my life.
But I am not allowed to, because I havent found anyone to take care of my daughter if I did.
I wont let her go to my parents.
So I am ignoring these feelings, and just carrying on.
And a small part of me is just waiting to find the right person to name as a guardian for her. And then I...
Resigned to the fact I will be single for...
ghostess:
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
bewuga:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no! we must wait 5 seconds
Who's gonna be single this Valentine's day?
ACTA really exist and it's worse than SOPA and...
no1canstopus:
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before →
ellsworthsomething:
What do you put on hotdogs?
Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”?
Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
Do you use your parking brake?
Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
Do you know how to play chess?
How often do you clean the interior of your car?
Do you ever read the last few pages...
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask! Ask...
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Mom: Im just being realistic!
Me: Well stop being realistic, your bumming me out! Go bum someone else with your negativity strapon
Last night was one of the worst nights I have had in a long time.
Plagued by flashbacks, I spent hours crying and screaming into my pillows before passing out from sheer exhaustion.
I had a friend watching over me, I think he was as terrified as I was.. But id like to thank him for just being there, Whether it looked like it or not, he did a world of good for me, and probably saved my life.
I...
