I Am That Needle...: Archive

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How was your day?

This was mine.. Anesthetic, High as kite, not working, dont member fallin sleep, woke up heard doc say open eyes, couldnt, tried to shake head, couldnt breath, intubated, opened eyes for half sexond, could breath, recov room couldnt keep eyes open, high blood pressure, full dose painkillers, still pain, swap sides to help, look like a vampire with blood running out of mouth P.s I wrote this as...

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Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you go...

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When you show someone else something funny you...

You: Them: you:

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why i'm single:

rightsideup-upsidedown: I’m fat i have the sex appeal of a carrot i’m awkward i like tumblr more than humans i’m boring I’m fat i’m ugly i’m easy to forget I’m fat I’m talentless I’m fat lol. Sex appeal of a carrot. Accurate.

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“Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive.”

– Fact.

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